December 2011
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if your intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
I'm not Tumblr famous.
cadyhomyen:
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have alot to offer.
most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
i LOVE every little follower of mine
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
reblog this post if i have permission to invade...
0hdream:
Do you ever feel like running away? Just suddenly...
"I want a twilight theme park"
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
“Australians start partying way too early, in Scotland, they didn’t start...”
– My mum. (via thenerdpart)
How teens and adults text
pagsy:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
LITERALLY SO RELEVANT
When your teacher extends a due date
When you see someone you know in public..
Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should...
humanoidproductions:
That awkward moment when someone scares you and...
I lost respect for so many people in 2011.
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new...
